Chicken Cottage, Lowry Outlet Mall, Salford. Weird, even by shopping mall standards.
I had dimly remembered there being a KFC here, but there isn’t, there’s a Chicken Cottage.
I always get the same thing when I go to KFC, a Wicked Zinger Tower box-meal - in my mind, the zenith of dirty chicken dinners. You get a “side” (sweetcorn), chicken-burger-with-hash-brown, chips and several bits of chicken for a bit more than a fiver and it’s grand.
CC do something suspiciously similar called a Spicy Cottage Combo Box, but it is slightly smaller with one less piece of chicken, no salsa, and no hash brown. Saying that they do do a “Mountain Burger” with a hash brown, so perhaps by careful negotiation I could get a closer facsimile of what I irrationally desired.
They had to replace my burger due to mayo. I generally dislike mayo unless it is both posh and applied sparingly. They did it swiftly and with good grace. “Yep, that’s mayo! I’ll shout you when it’s ready.”
Ah well. I ate it and felt slightly disappointed.